Laser Vision Hearing

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

(via eg8ert)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via rinlockhart)

angryvriska:

invisible-giraffe:

itschipdog:

is this OFF

somebody needs to draw the batter riding that duck

you called?

(Source: theleoisallinthemind, via ballszach)

definitelydope:

By Monika Ottehenning

(via mistercoventry)

(Source: justlikedisney, via sollux2dope)

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via theadorkablenatalie)

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

(via theadorkablenatalie)

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

(Source: ceptum, via lampsarepeopletoo)

dotcore:

Pokémon.
by Jared Salmond.

Now we can understand why Misty is terrified of most Bug-type Pokémon.

(via cap10falcon)